Stilts Enthusiast Prints

Stealing Apples.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

The circus diver.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Sloth traffic jam.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

You know I can't do the twist.

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'