Stilt Steppers Mugs

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Long-legged clown...

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Man on Stilts in a Market

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Bayonne Festival

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

Clown getting out of car.

Circus

Stiltwalker's shoes.

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

Bird on stilts.

'Do they make me look thinner?'

'Do they make me look thinner?'

Well worth the agony

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

Circus stilt-man eating dinner off stilts.

Mailman using stilts to get pass dogs to deliver mail.

Clown and dog both on stilts.

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

Arresting a clown.

Stealing Apples.

Stilts.

'Water looks shallow.'

A clown steps on a man's foot with a stilt.

Dog on Stilts.

Dance school and Fred-a-Stairs building.