Stiletto Enthusiast Mugs

A question of balance

Impressing dad.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"The estranged string trio."

Crocodile Shoes

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

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Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The Grim Rapper