Stickley Supporters Prints

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Saxophone Player.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

Cactus Huggers

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Psychiatrist stretcher

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

Tony Pulis

Tony Pulis

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

Please Invest Generously

Turn off that **** mobile phone!

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'I did okay here until that bloody Elvis impersonated turned up'

'Hold it right there, copper! -- One step closer and I play 'Lady of Spain'!'

"Benson is conscientious to a fault..."