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'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

"We asked you to arrive fifteen minutes early, not seventeen minutes early."

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

Bylaws.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Access Assessments

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"