Stick Figure Admirer Mugs

"The likeness is uncanny!"

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Rodin's Thinker.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Frizzbee statue.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Statue of Liberty

Sales

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Hares looking at Euclid

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

'Why so stony-faced?'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Easter Island Model

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Real violinist replaces a statue.

'To me! Let's party.'

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'