Stew Seeker Mugs

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Pony Rides

Bottle Distillery

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"Holy water, holy water...."

French suppers.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

No Loitering

'Call that a menu?' 'One word, stew.'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Lean beef

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

Look! An oasis! An Arab spring!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

'Man In the Moon'

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"Great waves to day, dude!"

What has really happened in the desert...

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

'Water! Water!. . .Spectrophotometer! Spectrophotometer!'

Wurst Minster Dog Show

'How did you find your steak, sir?'

"Is there soup on this menu?"

Everything Bagel Prototype