Stepmother Prints

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

'I'm Kevin's teacher and I came to meet the cruel stepmother who won't let him do homework...'

Florence and Edith on the Staircase

'Will you marry us?'

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

Parent problems..

"Okay! In the thirty five to forty age group, who's the fairest of them all?"

'All hail the reigning queen of static electricity.'

'Will you marry us?'

'Bored, bored, bored, bored. . .nothing ever seems to change around here. . . Why does everything seem to change so fast around here?!!'

"No, I don't think we all agree 'It's what Mom would have wanted.'"

Wicked Stepmother's Day.

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"It's your mother calling."

"Mom?!"

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"Of course I have eyes on the back of my head, I'm your mother."

'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'

'Geez. . . I thought you'd be happy your dad and Victoria are getting married. . . because it's not all about you?'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'Wow...nice job of bluffing with reverse psychology, Victoria!. . . Um. . . You were bluffing right?'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'So how long have you known about Dad and Victoria, Kate? Aaarrgh!! Why am I always the last to know about anything around here.'

"What was your username before you married Dad?"

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Mr. Dombey introduces his daughter Florence

"...failing is ok."

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."