Stepbrother Mugs

Kids and Step-Families

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bond James, Bond."

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Santa Claus's Mail

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"First class, or with children?"

Late night teddy reading

"She's been so creative lately."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'