Step Specialist Mugs

Dance Classes: Watch Your Step

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Office Park

Medical Examinations.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

Niche Marketing

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'