Step-parenting Advocate Mugs

Wicked Stepmother's Day.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Child on a schedule.

"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"We've found your birth mother."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

'Hi! New daddy!'

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"I like Dad's parenting techniques."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

'A not from my parents?... Which set?'