Step-parenting Advocate Mugs

Wicked Stepmother's Day.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Child on a schedule.

"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"We've found your birth mother."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but you're not adopted."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'Hi! New daddy!'

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"I like Dad's parenting techniques."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

'A not from my parents?... Which set?'