Step-family Integration Pillows

'I'm glad Mom married you, Dad, you're a stepfather in the right direction.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"We've found your birth mother."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but you're not adopted."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

Kids and Step-Families

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

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'A not from my parents?... Which set?'

"Let me introduce you to my step-brother."

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

Jane Has 17 Mommies and Daddies

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'So how long have you known about Dad and Victoria, Kate? Aaarrgh!! Why am I always the last to know about anything around here.'

"My kid from my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

'My third daddy was my favorite; since him, they've all been pretty much uncles.'

'Mia has three kids from her first marriage, one from her second, and two from her third. I've got four from my first marriage, one from my second, two from my third and one from my fourth. For our marriage, Mia and I have decided to cool it.'

'Well done Mum. You finally got one.'