Step Dads Prints

'She just likes saying 'Uranus'.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Child on a schedule.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."

"We've found your birth mother."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

'Will you marry us?'

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."