Step Counter Champ Pillows

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

"All you do is binge watch."

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."