Step And Spin Enthusiast Prints

Baroque Dance Studio

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

'Spin that to half-full.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Cricket ball deliveries

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"