Steam Power Admirers Pillows

A steam-powered tourist boat in a canal in Venice

Piranhaclaus

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Caption contest"

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Destroyers"

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

Richard Branson caricature.

Olympic Rings

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

Model steam train pulls into a station

Wine Factory

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

I know they run sideways, but does it have to stare at me the whole time?

Formula One Earth day

A kite and child tangled in a wind turbine

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

H.S.R.2. finally operating after several cost reductions.

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."