Stealth Specialists Pillows

"I've had some reports of pilfering from the office, have you noticed anything?"

The Anti-Agent

"I see you've security marked your property."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

AI Safety Officer

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

CCTV in church.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Diary of a DNA Cop

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

Moby the Private Dick.

US Camouflage School

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"You think they all look like security risks."

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing