Steak Lover With A Twist Prints

Joe's Natural Foods...steak 'n' tators.

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"And how would you like your steak?"

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Cow Gag Gifts

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

'Well, you did say 'well done', Sir!'

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."