Stay-at-home Strategists Mugs

Keeping occupied in lockdown

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Thanks for coming in."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

Working from Home

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Communication

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Happy Brithday

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."