Stay-at-home Specialist Prints

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Daddy's working from home today."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Balancing Family and Work

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Mums coffee morning

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

Laptops

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Working from Home: In/Still In

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."