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Mums coffee morning

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

The Frankenstein snowman.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Five Stages of Lockdown

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"During difficult times people often reach out to find new sources of entertainment."

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

Experts on Social Distancing

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'I warned you not to keep on calling him 'Fatty Christmas'!'

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

"Do you want gin or vodka on your cornflakes?"