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'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Tired Guys

"God sounds too pretentious I prefer 'The Original Stay-At-Home Dad'."

How comedians get their kids to sleep.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Skateboard

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Mums coffee morning

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

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