Stay-at-home Aficionado T-Shirts

Rarely leaving the house and working just steps away from my refrigerator has expanded my waistline. A homebody!

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Social Distancing Club

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Clock watcher

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

Caution: Swine Flu!

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

'Get back to work, Phillips! You're supposed to take your coffee breaks at the office, not at home!'

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"Still too close."

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Since she started working from home I prefer going to the office."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

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