Status Appreciation Mugs

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

The Children's Hospital

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"