Statue Debaters T-Shirts

Jackie Weaver

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"He was a very good boy."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Changing Minds

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

Michelangelo's David

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

The Spring Break Venus

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Why so stony-faced?'

The Thinker and The Reactor.

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Easter Island

The big apple.

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"