Statue Debaters T-Shirts

Jackie Weaver

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"He was a very good boy."

Changing Minds

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Juggler and Illusionist

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Michelangelo's David

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

The Spring Break Venus

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Why so stony-faced?'

Easter Island

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

The big apple.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."