Statue Appreciator Prints

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The J.A. Dooty, Booty University, School for Smart Asses.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Rodin's Thinker.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Frizzbee statue.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Statue of Liberty

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Hares looking at Euclid

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."