Stationery Shopper Prints

"Lovely card. Pity we don't know anyone who's ill."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

Stationery Shop

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Man with post it note

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Dip Pen

Biro Diversity

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"