Station Prints

'Trainspotters'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Time for More Paperwork

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'These are job perks.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Late/Too Late.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Motivation to work

The First Annual Game Show Week.

City Boy.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Tree house.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."