Static Style Enthusiast Mugs

Electrostatic Air Filter

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Lovers in toile de jouy

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Utility Chic.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

Austin Powers

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Robin Hood Flies.

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'