Statement Seeker Prints

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

Squeezing the Free Press.

How leaders fail

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Truth

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.