State Law Navigator Mugs

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

With Jury Duty for All

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"Before kindergarten, I was into that whole downtown nursery-school scene."

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

"Ascend, Collins."

Office Rage.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Street Maze.

Controversial Boxes