State Fair Goer Prints

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

State Fair

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

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Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Gardener of the Year.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

Cotton candy

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Bumper Car UFO.

'Medium well, please.'

'I knew she was a kicker.'

"The target, Lady - aim at the target!"

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

Carousel Ponies.

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

Will spell your name

Medieval Page

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

New York World's Fair

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

The Big Ham.

At the Pessimist Society's annual fete.

'Old Gilbert always likes to ham it up a bit.'

"Pretentious little place, isn't it?"