State-building Skeptic T-Shirts

"Nation-building never works."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Politicians are from Uranus.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Progress?

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

Turnkey Totalitarianism

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

Little Taxes.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

'What kind of team building exercise is this?'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

QANON PROUD BOY

'Okay - Who built this site?'

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

Nothing to Lose But Our Knees

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'