Startup Sensation T-Shirts

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Boom

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Will broker deals for food'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Start up

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Setting up companies

"The first one was the hardest."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."