Startup Sensation T-Shirts

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Boom

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Will broker deals for food'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The first one was the hardest."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Home for the Holidays

Start up

Mark Zuckerberg

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Setting up companies

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low