Starting Socialization Mugs

"You’ll have to excuse my husband — he’s a rescue."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sloaney Pony.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Party Animals.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'