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Drawing graphs on a computer.

Computer Room.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

I love Science.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Study more to pass more tests.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

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Archeology 101.

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

Close all your windows please.

Computer Science - Prof Smiley, Visiting Lecturer on Emoticons.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

'I am doing some retraining.'

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'I've been doing a home study course. Now I can echo in three languages!'

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."

'Please continue your education. I like working at this university.'

Thelma's bricklaying course was beginning to pay off

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'I'm sorry I don't understand a word you're saying...'

I've decided to return to study.'

'We had nothing when we married and we've still got most of it.'

'You should think about signing up for a computer course. Every time you finish using the computer you leave correction fluid all over the monitor.'

"Why do I have to enter a password? Who's going to nick it?"

'...and this little gizmo - this always breaks me up - is called a mouse.'