Starting It Class Mugs

'...and this little gizmo - this always breaks me up - is called a mouse.'

Computer Room.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'But what is the universe for?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Welcome to your new English Class.

Learn yourself English.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Computer Science - Prof Smiley, Visiting Lecturer on Emoticons.

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"Needless to say, my goal is to get you all to come out of your shells."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.