Starting Home School Mugs

Home Schooled On The Range

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Culture Saturday

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?