Starting An Art School Mugs

Van Go

The Art Student.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Picasso: The Early Years

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"It's a mobile."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

El Greco

Cubism Model

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Instant art

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Sure start.

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Damien Hirst's art teacher

Young British Artists.

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."