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With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Early Laptops.'

I love Science.

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Open Source.

Study more to pass more tests.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

I win...you blinked.

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Archeology 101.

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

'Here's your problem. You're using third-generation software but you're a first-generation computer user.'

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

Computer Science - Prof Smiley, Visiting Lecturer on Emoticons.

New York with free high-speed WiFi

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

'I am doing some retraining.'