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Three Pigs.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Today's special... donuts.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Kitchen Kapers

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"This is our soft opening."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"