Starting A New School Year Prints

The best PE teacher in the World.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"It's been a stressful school year."

Image of school girl with backpack.

"I figure whatever doesn't kill me gets me one day closer to stress leave."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

New school supplies.

'My teacher says this report card should not be taken as an indictment of my heredity or home environment.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"I like coming to school. It's the seven hours before I go home that are unbearable."

Back to school expenses.

"The teacher sprung a pop quiz on us today."

Back To School: Pens, Paper, Next Year's Exam Questions.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Oh Miss Rosales, you forgot to assign us homework!"

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"My school clothes shopping list totals $2,356. But don't worry, I saved some cash from my summer job. So all I need is...$2,297."

"It's almost here! What am I going to do? So many new people! So many new friends! So many new relationships to make!"

"Let me guess...this one's yours."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Are you practicing for Halloween, or is that your back to school face?"

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

"...and begin."

"What's with the kids...they look traumatized!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'This letter from your teacher says you're a disruptive influence in the classroom.' 'I know what you're thinking... School's having a detrimental effect on me.'