Starting A New Job In Commuting Services Pillows

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Welcome to the Team

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Commutobile

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

A private jet takes off

Is Driving Doomed?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Fur Baby

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -