"All of my muscle groups are small muscle groups."
Starting A New Fitness Regime Mugs
Kickstart their day with a motivational mug that celebrates new fitness adventures. Perfect for coffee or tea, this gift reminds them every sip fuels their progress.
"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"
Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill
Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
On the back of the t-shirt...
"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."
'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'
'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'
'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
Exercise now!
'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'
Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming
It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.
Exercise Bars
"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."
Jogging...
Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach
'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'
Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."
Guy in gym
"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."
Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!
"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"
Yoga for beginners,
'My cellulite is getting stronger.'
'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'
"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."
'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'
"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."
'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'
"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."
"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"
Starting A New Fitness Regime Mugs Collection
Starting A New Fitness Regime Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that motivate and cheer on someone beginning their fitness journey with a smile.
Starting A New Fitness Regime Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that capture the excitement of starting a new fitness chapter.
Starting A New Fitness Regime T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that celebrates new fitness challenges—humorous and inspiring designs to keep their spirits high.