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"I've never dated a super model."

"Young Frankenstein"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Hobby Store

Piracy on a boating lake

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Desk shaped like an office block.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Model Building

'Are you done yet?'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

The latest in Eyewear.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Amanda Seyfried

Mammoth Posing

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Fish Aeroplane

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."