Starting A Medical Career Pillows

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'He earned his way through medical school working in a pizzeria!'

'Let us through! We're junior doctors!'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

"Here-in case you ever need a shoulder to cry on."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Happy Birthday to you.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.