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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

City Zoo: Day Care

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Hush puppy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"He's a guard dog."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo