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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

City Zoo: Day Care

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Hush puppy.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He's a guard dog."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'