Starting A Career Prints

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Well...you did say to get a job in advertising!"

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"If you work hard and really put the hours in that there's a good chance of your volunteering might lead to an unpaid internship."

"Well, the sooner he starts, the better."

"When I grow up and get a job where I'm just a number, it'll be the wrong number."

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

PERSONNEL, 'Do we have a health plan? Why -- Don't you feel well?'

Careers office

"With luck a few years volunteering should set you up with a decent chance of getting an unpaid internship!"

School Careers - "Have you considered the building trade, Simpson?"

Post College Prep

Juvenile who has been told he must do something to get his own living, driving a cab

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

"You're 22 years old, you want to invest your money - let's talk some smack."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Killer Executive Suits.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Carefree luggage.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Reach for the Star.

Pipe Dream.