Starter Savant Mugs

The wonderful world of cheese.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Trawling for Fish.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Steeee-rike three!'

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Setting up companies

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

'Always bought low.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

How to Start your Own Telecomms. Company

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"It's a slow hit man!"

Sponsoring a Panda

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"Profession?"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

An electric car drives along power cables.

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"Working on your M.Ed. thesis when you should be teaching is not closing the research-classroom gap."

"I had secured financial backing, I'd set up inventory and cash management systems. I was ready for business, then it hit me... I had no product or service!"

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

'She's all thumbs!'