"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."
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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
Robot Parts $5
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
The MBA Draft
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Any questions?"
"We're a very small international conglomerate."
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'
'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'
'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
Robots In The Boardroom
Career opportunities
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
"Uh-Oh..."
You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.
The Modern Novel.
'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.
"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."
"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"
"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."
A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons
Early Business Planning
"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."
"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
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